Post by Xander Snaps on Dec 22, 2003 2:44:00 GMT -5
Lol, this is dumb, but I wrote it so i'm gonna post it anyway. Lol, I wrote this like 2 years ago.
Zombie Kittens
The Zombie Kittens have returned to Sunnydale and people are dying left and right, but no one can stop them since Buffy is dead, Until now because I just took a road trip down to Los Angeles to break Faith out of prison and she was ready to give a helping hand.
When we got back to Sunnydale we thought we where in Hell, but it was just the terror of the Zombie Kittens.
We started patrolling for the kittens but found nothing for hours until we heard some screaming in the old high school. On the way inside the school we saw many bodies. During the journey through the old burnt up halls of the school we saw one of the Zombie Kittens, it was running towards us and then jumped into the air doing a matrix move slowing down in the air above us ane kicked us each in the face, so Faith flipped behind him and we both kicked him in the head at once and then she staked him.
We where back on the journey through the halls when we came across the principal's office where we found the rest of the Zombie Kittens. Faith walked into the room first then I walked in and locked the door, Faith and I where ready to fight, we all circled each and then we attacked. I jumped up in the air and flew across the room and kicked one of there heads right off and he dissolved into ashes while fash punched one in the face and staked him.
Faith and I Stood strong together. All but one of the Zombie Kittens where dead, all but the MASTER. The Master stood tall compared to the other one, he had ferocious teeth, giant claws, and a nasty breathe that could even gross out an Orangatang. Then he came toward us about to attack when Faith and I turned and looked at each other and both said, "Until death." And then we fought. The Master through me against the wall and I left a dent in the wall falling to the ground and Faith cut off his legs with an axe. Just then I came to and Faith handed me the axe and I chopped of his head and he was dead.
Later Faith and I went to the top of the old school and over looked the school. While Faith and I where standing on top of the old school Faith turned to me and sayed, "Evil never sleeps. Especially on the Hellmouth." And I said, "We can take 'em. No matter what it is."
THE END
Zombie Kittens
The Zombie Kittens have returned to Sunnydale and people are dying left and right, but no one can stop them since Buffy is dead, Until now because I just took a road trip down to Los Angeles to break Faith out of prison and she was ready to give a helping hand.
When we got back to Sunnydale we thought we where in Hell, but it was just the terror of the Zombie Kittens.
We started patrolling for the kittens but found nothing for hours until we heard some screaming in the old high school. On the way inside the school we saw many bodies. During the journey through the old burnt up halls of the school we saw one of the Zombie Kittens, it was running towards us and then jumped into the air doing a matrix move slowing down in the air above us ane kicked us each in the face, so Faith flipped behind him and we both kicked him in the head at once and then she staked him.
We where back on the journey through the halls when we came across the principal's office where we found the rest of the Zombie Kittens. Faith walked into the room first then I walked in and locked the door, Faith and I where ready to fight, we all circled each and then we attacked. I jumped up in the air and flew across the room and kicked one of there heads right off and he dissolved into ashes while fash punched one in the face and staked him.
Faith and I Stood strong together. All but one of the Zombie Kittens where dead, all but the MASTER. The Master stood tall compared to the other one, he had ferocious teeth, giant claws, and a nasty breathe that could even gross out an Orangatang. Then he came toward us about to attack when Faith and I turned and looked at each other and both said, "Until death." And then we fought. The Master through me against the wall and I left a dent in the wall falling to the ground and Faith cut off his legs with an axe. Just then I came to and Faith handed me the axe and I chopped of his head and he was dead.
Later Faith and I went to the top of the old school and over looked the school. While Faith and I where standing on top of the old school Faith turned to me and sayed, "Evil never sleeps. Especially on the Hellmouth." And I said, "We can take 'em. No matter what it is."
THE END
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